nonpaura:

When I say I’m lying in bed naked it probably isn’t a sexy situation, I’m most likely covered in popcorn passed out.

(via nonpaura)

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(via guy)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via asian)

punkrawkandracecars:

if ur idea of fun is sitting in a blanket fort in ur underwear with a dog and pizza or road trips and leaning out the window to sing

you should probably message me

"i watched you change into someone you said you’d never be."

paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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