When I say I’m lying in bed naked it probably isn’t a sexy situation, I’m most likely covered in popcorn passed out.

(via nonpaura)


am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(via guy)


*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via asian)


if ur idea of fun is sitting in a blanket fort in ur underwear with a dog and pizza or road trips and leaning out the window to sing

you should probably message me

"i watched you change into someone you said you’d never be."


when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message


(via robsemporium)